Reid Harris Cooper ([info]lordrexfear) wrote,
@ 2008-05-16 14:52:00
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Man am I a klutz
I go to bring my Soup At Hand to my mouth. The lid is somehow not secured. The soup spills down on to my lip and burns it, then on to my shirt and also a bit on the floor and the wall.

I walk back to my cubicle to grab paper toweling to clean up the mess and proceed to slam my right shoulder into my cubicle as I enter it. The cubicle is poorly designs, so My shoulder also starts pulling away the plastic and I get scratched up the side of my arm.

If it wasn't for talking to my Princess and feeling much bliss I'd think the gods were conspiring against me.

They might still be... but if that's the best they can do, I can deal.

Either that or I'm just a freaking super clumsy person who can't be trusted with a can of hot soup and a faulty cubicle.

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[info]1_rhiannon_1
2008-05-16 07:20 pm UTC (link)
"Either that or I'm just a freaking super clumsy person who can't be trusted with a can of hot soup and a faulty cubicle."

That sounds just like me! There are days that I'm amazed I can walk and chew gum at the same time.

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[info]lordrexfear
2008-05-16 07:30 pm UTC (link)
At least I'm not alone.

I can't really chew gum for long actually, the lechiten (I think that's what I mean... or maybe it's the aspartmante?) makes me woozy if I chew too much.

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[info]1_rhiannon_1
2008-05-16 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I chew gum constantly! It helps (somewhat) to cut down on the nic cravings so I'm not running outside to take a smoke break every half-hour or so. But no, not alone at all. I'm so damn clumsy it's pathetic. For instance, not 15 mintues ago, I was walking out of the mail room, tripped over something (likely my own feet but I'm not sure), and turned my ankle :S Hurt like a mother too! :(

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[info]popfiend
2008-05-16 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Either that or I'm just a freaking super clumsy person who can't be trusted with a can of hot soup and a faulty cubicle.

*cough*TRUE*cough*

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[info]lordrexfear
2008-05-16 07:30 pm UTC (link)
*cough*Somefriendyouare*cough*

HACK... WHEEZE... PTUI! ;)

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[info]ktpinto
2008-05-17 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Clumsy?

You seem dexterous enough to me... ;)

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