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[lj idol] Topic Zero: Introduce Yourself
From the day I was born, I took the bull by the horns, and gave you
plenty to scorn, well right on! Then you said in a song that life was
gettin real tough, but hey I think that you're bluffing, what of it?

Introduce yourself (right on!)

Now two decades gone by and I know that's a long time, para tiempo means
nada nunca. Cause I'm still the same asshole and I still wet my pants
every time that I see your face (who are you?)

Introduce yourself (right on!)

Hey Mr. Biggs, Hey Mr. Bestall, Hey Mr. Warner what's up?
Hey Mr. Enigma, Hey Mr. Bigtime, Hey Mr. Epic, What's going on?

Introduce yourself (right on!)

lyrics reprinted without permission, written by Roddy Bottum and Chuck Mosely

A Non-Conforming Recipe for Disaster
or
How to make a Reid Harris Cooper:

Take Punch & Judy, National Wrestling Alliance,Spidermen, Supermen, Batmen, XMen, Wonder women, a sampling of Douglas Adams, a dabble of Robert Heinlein, a healthy dose of Madeline L'Engle, some toxic Carl Hiassen, a bunch of Donald Westlake and some Terry Brooks

Mix with a healthy dosage of Billy Joel, Motley Crue, Faith No More, Leaders of the New School, Linda Perry and Big Star

Pour in Terry Gilliam, David Cronenberg, Disney's Gargoyles, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Corey Feldman and Square One

Add ingredients such as Chuck Palahniuk, Roald Dahl, Jellyfish, Street Trash, Style Wars, Slam Nation, Clive Barker,Martha Cooper, Banksy, Mixed Martial Arts as time goes on. Allow to ferment.

Randomly toss in extra stuff like heart break, psychedelic drugs, and all that other stuff that makes up a life to reach perfection.

Let sit for 30 years in New York City.

Serve on a stage, at a party, to your life and ENJOY!